Giving new meaning to "fire in the hole"

Colin Furze has been arrested. The plumber from Stamford in the United Kingdom has upgraded his scooter in a way that all of us who have ever been plagued by tailgaters wish we could do: He installed a freaking FLAMETHROWER on the back of his vehicle.

After being arrested, he told police he didn't intend to "...set fire to people's cars, it's just something interesting to do."  Kind of like smuggling a whole bunch of cocaine into the United States, getting caught, and then telling authorities you didn't intend to sell the cocaine, you just thought it would be interesting...y'know, to see if you could transport it across the country or something.